I hate pretending I am a native english speaker.  I not.  I use spell-checker.  It makes little red dots to teach me.  Dont care.  I do.  Try not to.  spellchecker is not my brain.  And my brain is not spellcheckerboard.  Haha.  Funny foreigner thinks he can master the language.  He just makes fun of herself.  Pronuns intended.  Pun intended.
Difficult to pretend I am more stupid than I am.  It gives freedom, though.  I want more freedom, so I want to fail more.  (Funny coincidence, fail pronounced in Hungarian means he is afraid.)
I like using italics.  I hate smileys.  People using smileys belong to a lower caste.  They cannot use proper language, they don’t have a taste for language nuances.
….. :)
Huh, I couldn’t resist it.  I know it’s a bad joke.  I still hate smileys.  My English is better than that.