Invisible link to canonical for Microformats

It was easier with the dating site where only members could read my posts.  I was blogging for women I found attractive.  My posts were spontaneous, sometimes wild and offensive; I seized every opportunity to make fun of the very nice and PC ladies who were looking for gentlemen.  Because I prefer women who don’t blush upon hearing a fuck or two.  Well, it took me some time to become as spontaneous as I wanted to be.
This is a different situation now.  I don’t want to date – I won’t respond to posts without a photo.  And English is not my first language.  It’s my second, so it’s not that far away.  And I don’t know anything about my audience.