JILL: I’m sorry, this is my cart.
PATRICIA: Did you buy six packs of condom and ten pieces of broccoli?
JILL: I didn’t pay attention, I just threw in everything I liked.
PATRICIA: Condoms and broccolis, hmm. Seems perfect for a vegetarian orgy.
JILL: Wanna join in?
PATRICIA: I eat meat.
JILL: Every day? I mean, every night?
PATRICIA: If available.
JILL: So what’s in your cart then? Let me see… Ten packs of condom and six pieces of broccoli. You seem to prefer sex to eating.
PATRICIA: I eat meat. And I see one or two of my lovers every day. Broccoli is rich in vitamin something needed by men.
JILL: I know, I read probably the same book, “How to organize a vegie orgy”.
PATRICIA: Never more than two men in the same bed.
JILL: The question is how many beds you have.
PATRICIA: One in my bedroom, of course, a sofa in the dining room. I also have a large dining table. Does it count?
JILL: It scores only half.
PATRICIA: Well, Dick is short, so that’s a problem… And how about carpets?
JILL: At your age?
PATRICIA: I’m just the organizer. Or voyeur, if you like.
JILL: I want to peep you peep one day.
PATRICIA: Your place or my place?
JILL: It doesn’t matter. We got sixteen packs of condom and sixteen broccolis altogether.
