JILL: I’m sorry, this is my cart.

PATRICIA: Did you buy six packs of condom and ten pieces of broccoli?

JILL: I didn’t pay attention, I just threw in everything I liked.

PATRICIA: Condoms and broccolis, hmm. Seems perfect for a vegetarian orgy.

JILL: Wanna join in?

PATRICIA: I eat meat.

JILL: Every day? I mean, every night?

PATRICIA: If available.

JILL: So what’s in your cart then? Let me see… Ten packs of condom and six pieces of broccoli. You seem to prefer sex to eating.

PATRICIA: I eat meat. And I see one or two of my lovers every day. Broccoli is rich in vitamin something needed by men.

JILL: I know, I read probably the same book, “How to organize a vegie orgy”.

PATRICIA: Never more than two men in the same bed.

JILL: The question is how many beds you have.

PATRICIA: One in my bedroom, of course, a sofa in the dining room. I also have a large dining table. Does it count?

JILL: It scores only half.

PATRICIA: Well, Dick is short, so that’s a problem… And how about carpets?

JILL: At your age?

PATRICIA: I’m just the organizer. Or voyeur, if you like.

JILL: I want to peep you peep one day.

PATRICIA: Your place or my place?

JILL: It doesn’t matter. We got sixteen packs of condom and sixteen broccolis altogether.